Obviously, all that you see
isn't what it appears to be
Drinkin' your tea, try waving your pinky
it boggles the mind
It boggles the mind, you're leavin' behind
The first step of your social climb now
Change in your pace, a change in your face
They'll love it cos it boggles the mind
White tie and tails, it never fails
they'll think you're the Duke of Wales
When ordering quails
and the French name for snails
it boggles the mind
It boggles the mind, you're leavin' behind
The first step of your social climb now
Change in your pace, a change in your face
They'll love it cos it boggles the mind
You are deluxe, worth ten million bucks
even if you don't own a tux
The minute you smile, you're all class & style
it boggles the mind
It boggles the mind, you're leavin' behind
The first step of your social climb now
Change in your face, a change in your pace
They'll love it cos it boggles the mind
Doo, doo, doo, doo, etc.
Whee!
Lyrics Submitted by Richard Gagnon