Hey Hey, T-Swizzle (T-Swizzle)
And T-Pizzle (T-Pizzle)
[Taylor Swift:]I'm like 8 foot 4
Blonde hair to the floor
You shorties never thought I dreamed about rapping hardcore
No I ain't got a gun
No I never really been in a club
Still live with my parents but I'm still a thug
I'm so gangster you can find me baking cookies at night
You out clubbing? Well I just made caramel delight
T-Swift and T-Pain rapping on the same track
It's a thug story, tell me can you handle that?
[T-Pain & Taylor:]I had a dream last night
[Taylor Swift:]I had high top Nikes
I had
[T-Pain & Taylor:]Diamonds in my mouth
And Diamonds on my mic
[Taylor Swift:]By the time I woke I was singing
[T-Pain:]I'm on a boat, whoa oh
[Taylor Swift:]Cause I'm a singer turned rapper
[T-Pain:]Shorty I'm a make ya
[Taylor Swift:]Straight to the top, yo
[T-Pain:]Shorty I'm a take ya
[Taylor Swift:]You can call me T-Sweezy
Now I'm a rap star
[T-Pain:]Hey, It's a thug story
Now tell 'em who you are
Singer turned gangster
[Taylor Swift:]You don't want to fight me
[T-Pain:]Straight to the top
[Taylor Swift:]In my extra-small white tee
[T-Pain:]T-Swift and T-Pain all up on the same track
It's a thug story now can you get with that?
[Taylor Swift (T-Pain):]What, What, I knit sweaters, yo!
What, What, Don't test me (Beep)
Hey, Hold on, hold on...
I didn't even say anything I- (What?)
I said Yo (yup)
You guys bleeped me and I didn't even say anything
I didn't swear (She didn't even swear)
Hello? Ugh!