The Saga of Jesse Jane

Alice Cooper

I'm in jail in a Texas town
In my sister's wedding gown
I drive a truck all night long
Listening to Judy Garland songsNow I'm locked behind bars of steel
I was just looking for a happy meal
I park my rig and I went inside
They've never seen such a pretty brideJesse Jane, are you insane
Or are you just a normal guy
Who dresses like a butterfly?
Jesse JaneI paid my bill and I turned around
Facing every red neck in that one horse town
His face was red, his fist was clenched
He threw his coke and he got me drenchedJesse Jane, are you insane
Or are you just an average Joe
Looking for a fashion show?
Jesse JaneWell, I guess that was the final straw
I pulled a pistol from my Wonderbra
I killed him dead, I killed 'em all
And they finally caught me in the bathroom stallAnd now I'm doing ten to life
But I'll tell you one thing, Bubba
Someday I'm gonna make someone in here
A hell of a wifeJesse Jane, are you insane
Or are you just an average guy
Who dresses like a butterfly?
Jesse JaneJesse Jane, are you insane
Or are you just a Peter Pan
Looking for his Neverland?
Jesse Jane

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