One day when I was home alone
Just me and the dog holding the phone
I gave my pal a piece of cheese
It was limberger the cheese that pleezesOh oh oh oh oh oh oh he had to go
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Ar ar ar ar ar ar ar it was to far
Or or or or or or or to the doorThere was shit and piss all over the place
My dog Wallace had gone to pieces
There was a revolting oder in the air
It was limberger the cheese that pleezes
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