i am cow
here me moo
i weigh twice as much as you
and i look good on the barbeque
yogurt, curd, creem cheese and butters
made from liquids from my utters
i am cow (x2)
hear me moo
i am cow
eating grass
methane gas comes out my ass
and out my muzzle when i belch
well the ozone layer is thinner
from the outcome of my dinner
i am cow (x2)
i've got gas
i am cow
here i stand
far and wide upon this land
and i am living everywhere
from B.C. to newfoundland
you can squeeze my teets by hand
i am cow (x6)
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