I'm gonna get me a rubber girl
I'm gonna take her everywhere
She's gonna give me a whole lot of love
In exchange for a little helpI'll never have to show her out
All I gotta do is blow her loveI'm gonna get me a rubber girl
When I find one my size
She'll have ruby lips and [Incomprehensible] hips
Discretely vulcanized
Discretely vulcanizedAt the first sign of any aggravation
I'll have the power of immediate deflationNow it might seem debatable
But someone who's inflatable
Could ever be compatible
But you seeIt's not so incredible
But someone who's inevitable
Could be perfectly acceptable
To meI'm gonna get me a rubber girl
I'm gonna rubber all night long
With my rubber girl beside me
I know I can be strong
I know I can be strongPeople say it won't be easy
But she'll bend over backwards just to please meNow it might seem debatable
But someone so inflatable
Could ever be compatible
But don't you seeIt's not so incredible
That someone who's inevitable
Could be perfectly acceptable
To meI'm gonna get me a rubber girl
Gonna take her everywhere
She's gonna give me a whole lot of love
In exchange for little helpIn exchange for little help
In exchange for little help
In exchange for little help
In exchange for little help
In exchange for little help
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