Are you mad like Uncle terry
or are you mad like mum?
Flapping like a flip-flop
as your stitches come undone
Are you mad?
Are you mad?
Are you mad?
Are you mad?
Are you mad?
Are you mad?
Is your botherin’ low level?
At best, you’re just a pest
Do you fish in drains
for old birds’ hair
to feather your mad nest?
Are you mad?
Are you mad?
Are you mad?
Are you mad?
Are you mad?
Are you mad?
And I wonder who’s winning the darts
Is it Harry or Bobby George?
Are you mad?
Your best years behind you
Do you shake like pots and pans?
Have a rummage in the freezer, love
Are you fucking mad?
Are you mad?
Are you mad?
Are you mad?
Are you mad?
Are you mad?
Are you mad?
Spaghetti hoops!
Spaghetti shapes!
Alphabet spaghetti!
Are you mad?
Lyrics Submitted by Richard Gagnon
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