Don't worry Miss Pop Music
Your son's going to be alright
Oh Doctor, I hope you're right!
He used to be such a creative and smart boy
But lately he's changed
He's become such a MORON~!
Why is his head all swollen up like that?
Your son has been vegetating for four or five years without treatment
But that's enough about me
That nasty rash on your leg
I have a very effective...
Effective cream for that...
Cream for... [scratched] cream for th... that
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