V1
I walked into the dining hall, as hungry as could be. I looked down at my camp food, and it looked right back at me. I stuck my fork into my dinner, I ate my fork, it bit my finger, then all the food began to sing, sing, sing, sing, sing.
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Come, get, your Kookawacka bug juice, snickerdoodle long goose, mustn't catch a toree, spunky, wacky, key. Foods like Florentine, three day quarantine, one hot gooey glop, glorified hog slop. Pigs in a blanket, cows on the floor, take one bite and you'll run for the door, stinky cheese thermidor, laccases Theodore, smelly sardines, bad luck beans. Easy odd casserole, chicken in a pot hole, monkey meat, bed pig - tasty and deadly. Lorikeet buns eye, fricassee frogs eye, tree toe beck, tuna ala bleak. King sized Pepto-Bismol stew, greasy grimy gopher guts to undo. What's is camp food nobody knows but it'll sure taste great, if you hold your knows.
V2
I closed my eyes and took a bite of poison ivy stew. But then my teeth began to wedge and I thought I had the flue. My stomach got scared and started running, because it saw the camp food coming. Then all the food began to sing, sing, sing, sing, sing.
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