Vanilla Ice Cream

Stephen Lynch

Take a seat and listen.
Please don't say a thing.
In matters of the heart the truth will ever sting.
Just don't take it personally this is no attack.
But we will never last because I'm white and you are... also white.

I only like black girls, the brown girls, the Cafe Au Lait (Cafe-O-Lay).
Them caramel girls and mocha girls just blow me away.
If you are Nubian I want you to be in every fantasy.
But if you're a whitey say nighty nighty you're just not the girl for me.

Oh I hate vanilla ice cream I like chocolate instead.
I hope she likes her soul food with a little wonder bread.
Don't call it Jungle Fever cause that just isn't right.
I am not a racist some of my best friends are white.

I just prefer black girls, the brown girls, the Cafe Au Lait (Cafe-O-Lay).
Well caramel girls and mocha girls just blow me away.
If you're a cracker you better get blacker or you best get out.
It is no mystery I like a sister see that's what I'm talkin about.

Our wedding song will be Ebony and Ivory.
And we'll sing song around the old Kwanzaa tree.
But color is not the issue here it's dignity and class.
It's all about her heart, ok it's partly about that ass.

I want me some black girls, the brown girls, the Cafe Au Lait (Cafe-O-Lay).
Oh caramel girls and mocha girls just blow me away.
If you're a honky you're singing the wrong key it's the honest truth.
the skin that she's dwellin in, must contain melanin
that is the fountain of youth

Thomas Jefferson
Robert De Niro
David Bowey
To a certain extent... Ted Dancer

Strong Therm on
Strong Therm on Yeah.
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