I wanna be a platinum blonde
Just like all the sexy stars
Marilyn and Jeane, Jayne, Mae and Marlene
Yeah they, they really had fun
In a luminous Dayglo shade
Walk into a bar and I'll have it made
'Cause if that's all it takes
A double processed blonde
I wanna be a platinum blonde
I wanna be a platinum blonde
Be a platinum blonde
I even tried wearing a wig for a while
It was the right color, not the right style
Gonna get some peroxide at the beauty supply
See ya later
I wanna be a platinum blonde
Just like all the sexy stars
Marilyn and Jeane, Jayne, Mae and Marlene
Yeah they, they really had fun
Now if you need me on Sunday
And you look twice and see
That platinum blonde is gonna be me
In a double processed luminous Dayglo shade
When I get this color I'll have it made in the shade
Oh, I hope I'm okay
I wanna be a platinum blonde
I wanna be a platinum blonde
Honey, I gotta, I gotta, I gotta, I gotta
I gotta be a platinum blonde
I gotta be a platinum blonde
I gotta be a platinum blonde
I'll hit the bottle baby
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