Have you ever had a family
Or a friend that drove you crazy,
Or a foe or a neighbor
Without noxious fool of lazy?The type of guy you'd cross six lanes
Of traffic to avoid,
He's always got his handout,
He's wicked unemployedYou can't ditch him, you can't lose him
There is no place you can hide
He's a boy, he's a jerk
He's everything that you despiseBut you can't just tune him out
Because he's too loud to ignore
When he shows up at your house
You kill the lights and hit the floor'Cause he's a first class loser!
He's a first class loser!
He's a first class loser, which nobody can deny!
He's a first class loser!
He's not my type of guyHis personality is impervious
To reason or suggestion
He can't take a hint
And he always says he's welcomeHe's nobody's friend
Yeah he's hated by all reasons
He only cares about himself
He parks in handicap spaces'Cause he's a first class loser!
He's a first class loser!
He's a first class loser, I stab him in the eye!
He's a first class loser!
He's not my type of guyWe've all got some loser in our spot and aim a full time job
I may be a little differ called but I'm not a total nutI wanna hit him, bite him, fight him,
Punch him watch him as he falls
I'm gonna trash him, kick him, scratch him, clove him, smash him in the ballsHe's a first class loser!
He's a first class loser!
He's a first class loser, which nobody can deny!
He's a first class loser he's not my type of guy
He's a first class loser, he makes me wanna cry!
He's a first class loser!
I wouldn't miss him if he diedOh, oh no what, what come on you know what I'm saying
Songwriters
Matthew E. Kelly, James P. Lynch, Kenneth W. Casey, Alexander Barr, Timothy John Brennan, Jeff DaRosaPublished by
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