I've Got Two Legs (Monty Python Sings)

Monty Python

And now, Mr. Terry Gilliam will sing, for you, I've got two legs.Hmm....
I've got two legs
From my hips to the ground
And when I move them they walk around
And when I lift them they climb the stairs
And when I shave them they ain't got hairs
I've got two...
AHH

Songwriters
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