Corporal Brown is a tall boy
Likes to go and fish
Corporal's wife was quite fat
Was a raving bitchAnd I'm a bit drunk as I watch
They are yelling loud
He throws a punchOh Lord, what am I gonna do?
Oh Lord, what am I gonna do?Corporal Brown was quite scared
When he looked down at her
Corporal's wife was quite dead
So he carried herAnd took her outside
Dug a grave
And placed her inside
I was amazedOh Lord, what am I gonna do?
Oh Lord, what am I gonna do?Oh Lord, what am I gonna do?
Oh Lord, what am I gonna do?
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