Calamity Jane had a dream
it wasn't a pyramid or a scheme
she wasn't a hero or a fiend
slipping through quicksand by her own meansCalamity Jane had it made
She was born on the first of May
Just as pretty as Doris Day
there ain't no game that she ain't played.Calamity Jane, Calamity Jane
She wasn't a sweetheart or a saint
working like a nurse
and living like a dame
She was the heroine of the plainsCalamity jane's an orphan still
She's done chasing after Wild Bill
Playing poker he was killed
buried together in the black hills...
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