Narrator (Dan):
This week on the Atari Mystery Hour, the Pong Paddle Puzzle!
Jackson (Dan):
Chief! Looks like we've got a murder on our hands. One of the pong paddles is dead and the ball is missing!
Chief (Arin):
Alright then, Jackson. Round up the usual suspects.
Narrator (Dan):
One hour later...
Chief (Arin):
I know it was you, left paddle! What do you have to say for yourself?
Boop.
You son of a bitch!
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