Well it was late at night and I was good and tight
Singin somebody else's song
I was waitin for a waitress to come and help to steer me wrong
Now I was feelin great at five foot eight
When she sat down next to me
She was dainty and pretty and smilin, and all of six foot three
That's quite a bit taller than me
That's a whole lotta waitress
Well I was tryin to find my car
When she taps me on my head
She said it look like you could use a lift to me
I'm gonna take you home to bed
Now she took me to see her momma, and to meet her daddy too
I kind of felt like Billy Joel
Hangin with Christie Brinkley's crew
And Billy knows it too, and that's a whole lotta waitress
Now you may think I'm crazy, but I know I have it best
When she carried me across the threshold
Of our brand new lovers nest
Now you see pappa he got money, and I got a brand new car
Growin big tall babies, and still jammin at the bar
And you know I owe it all
Sometimes it pays to take the fall
And damn that woman's tall
She's a whole lotta waitress
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