Stanto's Diner (Intro)

Bobby P.

Hello, and welcome to Stanto's diner. How are you today?
Absolutely terrible, as usual. Hey is there a way I can simonlalty make myself more obese, and also lose every penny in my wallet?
Why of course. For people like you we have the All You Can Eat meal.
People like me? But everybody likes All You Can Eat.
You bet they do. *Whistle blows* Hey guys, it's Bobby P. As you can see you picked the All You Can Eat. Which means your already scrapping the bottom of the barrel. Why didn't you chose another meal, like B.I.G. or Doc or D-O Double G. Never the less, you chose the All You Can Eat meal. Which means, you get to actual listen to my very first album. (Loud Noise, still Bobby P) It's not a mixtape! This album features the goods, the bads, and the in betweens of my of the first year I expirenced of high school. The rookie's point of view of life changing. The riching expierence just keep on flowing. And you will never hate it. Now just put these headphones on you real quick.
No no no it's not time to record.

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