Advisory - the following lyrics contain explicit language:
I made love to ya all night long
then i got up to write you a song
i watched ya sleep and i fell in love
ya must've been sent from heaven above
don't think you could never do no wrongthen you farted....
oh girl you farted..first i thought that it was kinda cute
i surpresed a smile when i heard your girly poot
then came the smell came whoftin by
and brought a little tear drop to my eye
i think that i'll go sleep out on the couchcause you farted...you could make milk curdle
make your skin crawl
make the paint peal off of the wall
i won't sleep under the covers no more
since the hot winds blew from out your back doorbaby, it sure has been a gas
but i can't live life in fear of your ass
so i gathered up my clothes and old dog bill
moved back to my house at the top of the hill
well old boy I guess its just you and methen he farted.....
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