I have a theory to explain
Why my bad luck gets worse each day?
It's easy, someone must be out to get me
It's a diabolic schemeThis conspiracy is givin' me the creeps
The big conspiracyHey, it's just coincidence you say
When I go out it always rains
Believe me, someone's playin' games with my brain
It's a diabolic schemeThis conspiracy is givin' me the creeps
The big conspiracy
Now, I'm ready to believe
The big conspiracy, yeahSomeone must be out to get me
It's a diabolic schemeThis conspiracy is givin' me the creeps
The big conspiracy
Now, I'm ready to believe
The big conspiracy, yeahAre you ready to believe?
Are you ready to believe?
Are you ready to believe?
Are you ready to believe?
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