Elvis had a heart attack
'Cause he got so bleedin' fat
He weighed nearly half a ton
He looked more like a pregnant mum and
Elvis is Dead, Elvis is Dead (x4)
Elvis had a gammy leg
He had a gammy head
He had a gammy kidney
He's better off dead and
Elvis is Dead, Elvis is Dead (x4)
In August 1977, Elvis met his fate
But he couldn't get into heaven
'Cause he couldn't fit through the gate and
Elvis is Dead, Elvis is Dead (x4)
Thank god, what a fat cunt he was
Just heard he's losing weight
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