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---Pop Song---
--Jon Lajoie--

Girl I'm a sexual attractive man
That makes me a good artist
This is my new single
I hope you like itWealthy men hired me
To sing this song
That they wrote for me
They're investing in
This quasi music video
And they're paying
To get a bid on the radioYeah they're gunna sell a million
Yea it's gunna go plat- in - umCause they'll market this song
To young impressionable
And insecure teenage girlsCause all you gotta say is
Ohh baby I love you
And girl I need you in my worldCause they'll market this song
To young impressionable
And insecure teenage girlsCause all they gotta do
Is find a sexually attractive man
That can sing all the wordsAnd now the token rap verse
That doesn't make any sense
But helps to get a small percentage
Of the urban music marketHey baby baby I can tell
That you are crazy crazy
Shake that ass girl
My rhymes are gettin lazy lazy
These things I'm talkin bout have
Nothin to do with the song baby
It doesn't matter
Wont you show me that thong babyThat's how it works
In the pop music industry
2009 mother fucker
That's just how it beCause they'll market this song
To young impressionable
And insecure teenage girlsCause all you gotta say is
Ohh baby I love you
And girl I need you in my worldCause they'll market this song
To young impressionable
And insecure teenage girlsCause all they gotta do
Is find a sexually attractive man
That can sing all the wordsNow I'm singing with my gay voice
To let you know that I'm sensitive
Oh yea I'm singing with my gay voice
Teenage girls love a sensitive boyMake money etcRich men makin money off of
Their investments
Ooh it's so sexual babyGirl I love you so much
I wish we could be together
Unfortunately we can't cause
I'm rich and famous and you're notBut why don't you just go buy my album
And tell your friends about it to
So they also go out and buy it