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---I Hope You Have A Shitty Christmas---
--Landon Tewers--

Last Christmas we spent the day drinkin wine
I was yours and you were mine
Then I fucked you through the night
Last Christmas I bought you dresses that you wore
You fucked a dude the night before
And now you're beggin at my door
So this year, I hope you have a shitty Christmas
I hope your family falls apart
I hope your cat developes cancer
I hope you're nailed up on a cross
I hope you have an awful Christmas
I hope you don't get what you want
I hope you've asked God for forgiveness
'Cause you're a stupid selfish cunt
Sucks you're lonely now and everyone hates you
My new womans fuckin' sexy so thank you
You'll be okay, I'm sure somebody will want you
But just for a night 'cause no one will love you
Heard you're pregnant now and havin some problems
Like who's the father was it James, was it Austin?
I'm sorry for your kid I hope it's nothing like you
I hope its dad can help so it's decent despite you
So yeah, uh
I hope you have a shitty Christmas
I hope you're eaten by a shark
I hope your cat developes cancer
I hope you get shot in the heart
I hope you have an awful Christmas
I hope you don't get what you want
I heard a guy just gave you herpies
But at least you had some fun
I head you had an awful Christmas
I heard your parents kicked you out
I'm doin' music for a livin'
And I just got myself a badass
Fuckin' house
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