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---Bermuda Triangle---
--The Boat Drunks--

We decide to get away and have some fun
Book a room and catch a flight for two weeks in the sun
She says, "Hawaii's too expensive", I say, "Barbados isn't bad"
She says, "I'd love to see Bermuda.", and I say, "Woman, are you mad!"
Bermuda triangle it makes people disappear
Bermuda triangle don't go too near, don't go too near
But she doesn't see my angle and she thinks I'm being dumb
So Bermuda triangle here we come
Lying with my woman on the island sand
I look up and see her with a stranger, hand in hand
I see her sitting on his blanket, I see them going for a swim
And when I run to find my woman I find her running after him
Bermuda triangle makes my woman disappear
Bermuda triangle don't go too near, don't go too near
Looking at it from my angle, do you see why I'm so sad?
Bermuda triangle very bad
Lying lost and lonely on the island sand
When a lovely stranger says, “Hello” and takes my hand
And soon she's sitting on my blanket and then we're going for a swim
When I say, "What about your boyfriend?"
She turns and waves goodbye to him
Bermuda triangle it makes people disappear
Bermuda triangle don't go to near, don't go to near
But look at it from my angle and you'll see why I'm so glad
Now Bermuda triangle not so bad
Every body Bermuda triangle it makes people disappear
Bermuda triangle don't go to near, don't go to near
But look at it from my angle and you'll see why I'm so glad
Now Bermuda triangle not so bad