Lyrics provided by https://damnlyrics.com/ ---If I Was a Doo Doo Doo--- --Bill Wyman-- If I was a doo doo doo I'd paint half the world and sky blue Fill it full of clouds for youIf I was a doo doo doo doo I'd read Kublai Khan in Zulu Down the line that takes to youIf I was a doo doo doo doo doo All the choo choo trains in Timbuktu Couldn't lead my tracks away from youIf I was a doo doo doo doo doo doo Even if my spine was snapped in two I would remain upon the rack for youBut I'm a dumb dumb dumb My heart is numb I'm a dumb dumb dumb My heart is numbIf I was a doo doo doo I'd divide the force in two And tried to let go for youIf I was a doo doo doo doo Hamlet's ghost would haunt my igloo To be or not to beIf I was a doo doo doo doo doo All the sacred cows in Kathmandu Couldn't match the shrine I built for youIf I was a doo doo doo doo doo doo Celebrating mass with a kangaroo I would bless the bread and wine for youBut I'm a dumb dumb dumb My heart is numb But I'm a dumb dumb dumb My heart is numbdumb dumb dumb My heart is numb Dumb dumb dumb My heart is numb Songwriters PAUL MOORE, BARRY LEWISPublished by Lyrics © Universal Music Publishing Group Song Discussions is protected by U.S. Patent 9401941. Other patents pending.