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---New Pleasures (live 1994)---
--Pansy Division--

My best friend
Tired of hearing me moan
Said you gotta learn
To have more fun on your own
A long string of guys
They just come and go
Time for self-reliance
Exploring on my own
chorus 1:
I need new ideas, brand new toys
So I won't have to depend on other boys
It's a new day, it's a new dawn
Wìth new pleasures to turn me on
To the video counter
To satisfy this need
"Laguna Cum Shots"
Is what I took home with me
18-year old boys
In million dollar homes?!
Yeah, it got me off
But let me unmoved
chorus 2:
I need new ideas, brand new toys
For when I'm not with other boys
It's a new day, it's a new dawn
With new pleasures to turn me on
Buying a dildo
So hard to decide
Extra long, extra thick, extra wide
I'd rather have a partner
To get my thrills
But with or without
I've got needs to fill
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