JENNY:
Agatha read stories for girls
Looked at the pages with the golden curls
She brushed her hair, ninety-nine strokes
And she told her folks
GEORDIE:
She told her parents she knew
Schooling wasn't the thing to do
Agatha knew just where
And dreamed of the day that she'd get there
JENNY:
Agatha wasn't the perfect name
To pair up with a charming dame
Sue wouldn't have been as hard
And would look much nicer on a hairdresser's card
GEORDIE:
But unmistakably she knew
Half of what it takes to make it through
She dreamed since she was ten
They'd all look back and remember when
JENNY:
She'd get up with a smile
Agatha had so much style
She stood out from the rest
Agatha was the very best
JENNY & GEORDIE:
Agatha was the one
They hired to get it done
With a charming morning smile
A million-dollar style
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