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1-800 Suicide

Suicide it's a suicide

Budabuyby

Suicide it's a suicideSuicide it's a suicide

Budabuyby

Suicide it's a suicideSo you wanna die, commit suicide dial 1-800-Cyanide line

Far as life, yo it ain't worth it put a rope around your neck

And jerk it the trick didn't work

Your life was fucked up from the first day of birth

After watching Jackie Gleason walk into a precinct

Gun down the captain for no fucking reasonAnd get some LSD or a drink from the bar

Get behind your wheel and crash the car

Like Desert Storm got bombs for the war

Confront an alligator, let it eat ya raw

Back to the function, riding the caboose to hell

Bzzt touched the third rail, you fucked up chicken

Now you just got fried 'cause it's a suicideSuicide it's a suicide

Biddy Bye Bye

Suicide it's a suicideSuicide it's a suicide

Biddy Bye Bye

Suicide it's a suicideHey you little rich kid, what's your beef?

Come and tell the Grym Reaper all of your grief

You asked for a Benz and you only got a Jeep

Your pop's got endz, but yo he's mad cheap

Maybe you're a bastard child you think

Mom and dad are white and you're dark as ink

Maybe you're Sicilian with a tan

But you hate lasagna and the pizza manNow you stand on the grave digga locked and

You're singing the blues about the rough life you've got

Not you don't wanna live no more

I guess you're really ready for the grave yard tour

When you get home just fill up your windows and your doors

Turn your oven on high for about four hours

Light you a blunt, kiss your ass goodbye

You gassed yourself 'cause it's a suicideSuicide it's a suicide

Budabuyby

Suicide it's a suicideSuicide it's a suicide

Budabuyby

Suicide it's a suicideSuicide it's a suicide

Budabuyby

Suicide it's a suicideSuicide it's a suicide

Biddy Bye Bye

Suicide it's a suicideYep

I've said it before and I'll say it again

Life moves pretty fast

If you don't stop and look around

Every once in a while you'll miss itSix fucking devils stepped up playing brave God

Had the fucking nerve to try and enter my grave yard

I'm the Ryzarector, be my sacrifice

Commit suicide and I'll bring you back to life

The first was convinced stuck a water hose

In his mouth at full blast so his head can explodeSecond one said, "Mm that's good but I can top it"

Put an axe up to his head and then he chopped it

Blood shot out in every direction

The rest didn't know what to do, I made suggestions

Put a slug in your mug, overdose on a drug

Wet your hair stick a knife in the plug

Or be like Richard Pryor set your balls on fire

Better yet go hang yourself with a barbed wireThree and Four fell deep into spell and

Ran to the zoo, locked themselves in a lion's den

Number Five said it ain't worth being alive

Smoked a dust suede, mixed it with cyanide

The only one to escape was number Six

He went home sat in the tub and slit his wrists

Yeah, more graves to dig, goodbye there's no need to cry

'Cause we all die

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