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1-900 L.L. Cool J

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Yo, hello, 1-900 L.L. Cool J?

Yeah whassup?

Can you please bust a funky rhyme for me?

Yeah, I can do that, check this one out, honeyI motivate, accelerate, devestate, and dominate

I don't smoke crack, so I won't lose weight

Give me the pussy and the money and the mic and I'm straight

Go to a resteraunt, give me steak

Then cook my chicken with Shake 'N Bake

I leave all the preachin' to Reverand Flake

How much money can one black man make?I'm what's known as a true dynamiter

I write rhymes fast without a typewriter

Go with the flow, but no, I'm not a biter

Can't compare a cock-a-roach and a spider

Hell, you might as well get a glass of punch

'Cause you're bitin' my lyrics like a Nestle Crunch, huh

And bitin my rhymes ain't slick

I got your gold teeth marks all over myComplications and aggravation, an unnecessary sation

I'm like Sunkist, good vibrations

Your album sounds like a compilation

Cool out, grab a seat and listen 'cause I'ma start dismissin'

Sucker MC's, who's out there frontin'

Talkin' all that yang, yo you smokin' somethin'

Shoulda treated me royal, yo he wasn't loyal

Now it's all about chaos and turmoil, gimme that microphone

I'ma show you the real meaning of the danger zoneYo hello, is this 1-900 L.L. Cool J?

Yeah whassup?

Can you tell me what you do when you're coolin' out?"

Yo, check this outNow when I'm coolin' out, no time for a granny

Just a fly girl in T-shirt and panties

Can L.L. [Incomprehensible] man, can he?

I tell you what, give up the fanny

'Cause on a bedroom tomb, J swift

Not too big, but nothin' to play with

In addition, you on a mission

You need to audition for another positionDoin damage is a crew tradition

Name your next album intermission

You're full of preservatives plus

You're too conservative

I'm full of flair, savoir faire, debonaire

There's no competition, for this here

So don't waste your time and breath

I'm givin you all a big FMC's I envelop as the song goes on

The rhyme develops

I'm asiatic, acrobatic, charismatic

You don't want no static, anyway, I ain't havin' it

When I see the microphone, I'm grabbin' it

Plug it in and take charge

LL XL, xtra-large, knowhatI'msayin'?Hello? Hello whassup, girl?

How you doin', girl? I been tryin' to call you all day

Word up, I was talkin' to L.L., he was kickin' some mo'

Hyped up rhymes to me

Word, I spoke to him today too, them rhymes was pumpin'

Well, not to cut you short but I gotta go 'cause my man is here

Alright, see ya

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