31 True Facts About My Girlfriend

31 true facts about my girlfriend.

31 true facts about my girlfriend.

31 true facts about her:

She used to work at Baskin-Robbins on Green Street.

She is a food geek.

Her favorite muppet is Bert.

She knows what to do with a rutabega.

She gives herself pedicures.

She's a total freaking Virgo.

She drives a purple car.

She owns thirteen pairs of boots.

She hasn't shaved her armpits since 1999.

She's pretty good at Space Invaders.

She drinks PBR at wine-tastings.

She plays puzzle bobble all night long.

Her favorite tree is a Ginko.

She has inherited two geckos.

She makes the most badassin' coffee in the Northern Hemisphere.

31 true facts about my girlfriend.

31 true facts about my girlfriend.

31 true facts about her:

She likes clean sheets and she cannot lie.

Give her cake, but she'd rather have pie.

If she were an animal, she'd be an owl.

She won the Peoria Spelling Bee in the eighth grade.

She falls asleep while watching Cosmos.

Her mom is the author of an award-winning book of children's poems.

She is cussing at her cel phone.

She is looking for her favorite pair of scissors.

She is swimming through the stratosphere.

She is digging My Bloody Valentine.

She would rather have a pear than an apple.

She is updating her Facebook photo again.

She makes collages on the walls.

She bakes quilts.

She sews pies.

She knits soup.

She reads my mind when she is so inclined.

31 true facts about my girlfriend.

31 true facts about my girlfriend.

31 true facts about her.

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