Good evening ladies and gentlemen, ladies and gentlemen
This is yours truly T-Double and umm first of all
I would like to introduce to y'all to one of my first cousins
He go by the name of Jazze Phizzel, Washingtonzel, c'mon
If you want it you got it, foreva
Baby, this is no one night stand
If you need it you got it, whateva
Baby, we can just fly away
Now I ain't ever been a man with manners
But I think I can handle, bein' a lil' romantic
Now we can Crist' it up or Moet it
I can kick gangsta shit or get ghetto poetic
What's your name lil' momma, I'm T-Double
I been sent here by God, so I can look out for ya
And you gon' love what I got for ya
Tender lovin' and care, anything your heart could spare
Look here, my demeanor may seem to scare ya
But, baby, I tell ya, I ain't no ordinary nigga
I'ma, a little Marvin Gaye and Barry White and Teddy P
Mixed in with a little Billy Dee and this is a gentlemen's song
And little children, girls and boys, I'm sendin' 'em home
When I say turn off the lights, y'all turn 'em off
I'm 'bout to deal with your issues while I get'cha right, c'mon
If you want it you got it, foreva
Baby, this is no one night stand
If you need it you got it, whateva
Baby, we can just fly away
Leave me your number and I'll holla back
You prefer your pet name, nickname, no big thang girl, I'll call you that
Won't be no problem with no other woman
'Cause you the one I chose, in other words, fuck dem other hoes
And if a man, gon' be a man, are you really a woman
Is this really what you want and is you sho'?
Are you ready to be committed?
Do you plan on spendin' the rest of your life with a nigga?
Have you even thought about it, weighed out all your options
Made your mind up with no doubt about it
If not, we oughta talk about it
But stick with it, don't let dem sick bitches, talk you out it
'Cause baby I'm in love wit'cha
And I couldn't stand to see you with another man
So dearly beloved, we gathered here today
Homey to marry and see a couple in thug matrimony
If you want it you got it, foreva
Baby, this is no one night stand
If you need it you got it, whateva
Baby, we can just fly away
I need a woman that's down for me, one who'll love
Respect and honor her nigga, do it all no matter what
Just one lifetime, wouldn't be long enough
For us to be together, at least not for us
And if I'm ever in a jam, be there for me
And keep it real with a player 'cause you care for me
With no strings attached, when you rub on my back
Greasin' my strap, kissin' my neck, baby, I'm lovin' that
I got this thang that I do with my tongue
I wanna do it to you but it might make you cum
But it'll cure you of your back spasms
Have you floatin' while your motion
In your ocean gotcha backpedallin'
And we can take it to another level
And get elevated, gettin' way mo' creative
And you can slap me if it makes you happy
But if you scratch and bite me, that only shows me you like me
See, we can do big thangs
I make you scream my name and blame it all on the whip cream
And if you're down with me, I'll have you down and dirty
I do my thang for certain, just tell me if it's hurtin'
If you want it you got it, foreva
Baby, this is no one night stand
If you need it you got it, whateva
Baby, we can just fly away