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50 Ways to Say Goodbye

My heart was paralyzed

My head was over-sized

I'll take the high road like I shouldYou said, "it's meant to be,"

That "it's not you it's me."

You're leaving now for my own good

That's cool but if my friends as where you are I'm gonna sayShe went down in an airplane

Fried getting sun tanned

Fell in a cement mixer full of quicksand

Help me, help me, I'm no good at goodbyes,She met a shark under water

Fell and no one caught her

I returned everything I ever bought her

Help me, help me, I'm all out of lies

And ways to say you diedMy pride still feels the sting

You were my everything

Someday I'll find a love like yoursShe'll think I'm Superman

Not Super Minivan

How could you leave on Yom Kippur?

That's cool but if my friends ask where you are I'm gonna sayShe was caught in a mudslide

Eaten by a lion

Got run over by a crappy purple Scion

Help me, help me, I'm no good at goodbyesShe dried up in the desert

Drowned in the hot tub

Danced to death at an East Side nightclub

Help me, help me, I'm all out of lies

And ways to say you diedI want to live a thousand lives with you

I want to be the one you're dying to love

But you don't want toThat's cool but if my friends ask where you are I'm gonna say

That's cool but if my friends ask where you are I'm gonna sayShe went down in an airplane

Fried getting sun tanned

Fell in a cement mixer full of quicksand

Help me, help me, I'm no good at goodbyesShe met a shark under water

Fell and no one caught her

I returned everything I ever bought her

Help me, help me, I'm all out of liesShe was caught in a mudslide

Eaten by a lion

Got run over by a crappy purple Scion

Help me, help me, I'm no good at goodbyesShe dried up in the desert

Drowned in the hot tub

Danced to death at an East Side nightclub

Help me, help me, I'm all out of lies

And ways to say you died

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