My heart was paralyzed
My head was over-sized
I'll take the high road like I shouldYou said, "it's meant to be,"
That "it's not you it's me."
You're leaving now for my own good
That's cool but if my friends as where you are I'm gonna sayShe went down in an airplane
Fried getting sun tanned
Fell in a cement mixer full of quicksand
Help me, help me, I'm no good at goodbyes,She met a shark under water
Fell and no one caught her
I returned everything I ever bought her
Help me, help me, I'm all out of lies
And ways to say you diedMy pride still feels the sting
You were my everything
Someday I'll find a love like yoursShe'll think I'm Superman
Not Super Minivan
How could you leave on Yom Kippur?
That's cool but if my friends ask where you are I'm gonna sayShe was caught in a mudslide
Eaten by a lion
Got run over by a crappy purple Scion
Help me, help me, I'm no good at goodbyesShe dried up in the desert
Drowned in the hot tub
Danced to death at an East Side nightclub
Help me, help me, I'm all out of lies
And ways to say you diedI want to live a thousand lives with you
I want to be the one you're dying to love
But you don't want toThat's cool but if my friends ask where you are I'm gonna say
That's cool but if my friends ask where you are I'm gonna sayShe went down in an airplane
Fried getting sun tanned
Fell in a cement mixer full of quicksand
Help me, help me, I'm no good at goodbyesShe met a shark under water
Fell and no one caught her
I returned everything I ever bought her
Help me, help me, I'm all out of liesShe was caught in a mudslide
Eaten by a lion
Got run over by a crappy purple Scion
Help me, help me, I'm no good at goodbyesShe dried up in the desert
Drowned in the hot tub
Danced to death at an East Side nightclub
Help me, help me, I'm all out of lies
And ways to say you died