[1] Woh hohowho ho wohwohwohou, woh hohowho ho wohwohwohou
You're going round the circle through another phase
Your temperature rising, you're wining and dining
A girl who's half your age
She gives you all the business, she gives to older men
And it's oh so understandable this ladykiller move
There must be something bottled up
You think you've gotta prove
Cos now that you're a member of something on the sideChorus It's number one, two and three, four and five, six, seven year
Can you controll the bitch
One, two and three, four and five, six, sevenCan you - controll - the itch[2] Woh hohowho ho wohwohwohou, woh hohowho ho wohwohwohou
To tell the truth, you're old' enough to be her dad
She ain't gonna let up, she want's you toset up
A cosy little pad
Where she can entertain you, and everything is free
I can tell you always were a sucker for a pretty face
The nights...
...to take a place,
Cos now that you're a member of something on the side
Chorus It's number one, two and three, four and five, six, seven year
Can you controll the bitch
One, two and three, four and five, six, sevenCan you controll the itch (yeah)[3] You tell the wife another business trip abroad
It's getting to much, you better not touch
What you cannot affort
I know it's monkey business, and I've seen it all before
And I know that you were overcome, when she told you you're the best
You better believe she's saying the same
To me and all the rest
Cos now that you're a member
Chorus It's number one, two and three, four and five, six, seven year
Can you controll the bitch
One, two and three, four and five, six, sevenCan you controll the itch
Woh hohowho ho wohwohwohou, woh hohowho ho wohwohwohou (2 times)
One, two and three, four and five, six, seven year - woh hohowho ho wohwohwohou (6 times fading)