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A Christmas Camel (G.Brooker-K.Reid)

My amazon six-triggered bride

Now searching for a place to hide

Still sees the truth quite easily

But shrouds all else in mystery

While madmen in top hats and tails

Impale themselves on six-inch nails

And some Arabian also-ran

Impersonates a watering canSome Santa Claus-like face of note

Entreats my ears to set afloat

My feeble sick and weary brain

And I am overcome with shame

And hide inside my overcoat

And hurriedly begin to quote

While some Arabian sheikh most grand

Impersonates a hot-dog stand

The Red Cross ambulance outside

Can only mean that I must hide

'Til dusk and finally the night

When I will make a hasty flight

Across the sea and far away

To where the weary exiles stay

And some Arabian oil-well

Impersonates a padded cell

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