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A Christmas Duel

(Howlin Pelle)

I bought no gift this year

and I slept with your sister

I know I should have thought twice

Before I kissed her

But with the year we had last

And the dress that she wore

I just went along for the ride

And I came back for moreAnd I'm sorry baby.....(Cyndi)

That's all ok honey cause see...I bought no tree this year

And I slept with your brother

I wrecked your Daddy's car

And went down on your Mother.

I set your record collection on fire

And said I never knew

Felt kind of bad about that

And I know you did toopre chorus 1 (both)

So whatever you say, it's all fine by me

Who the fuck anyway wants a Christmas tree

Cause the snow keeps on fallin even though we were bad

It'll cover the filth, we should both just be gladChorus 1 (both)

And spend spend spend this chris Christmas togetherverse 2

(Howlin Pelle)

I married you last year

Bet you thought I was sober, right?

But I was drunk as a skunk and I made a mistake

This could all have been over(Cyndi)

Ah honey please don't

Excuse your behavior

Cause I hired a hit man and changed your will

It's now all in my favorpre chorus 2 (both)

So whatever you say, it's all fine by me

Who the fuck anyway wants a Christmas tree

Cause the snow keeps on fallin even though we were bad

It'll cover the filth, we should both just be gladChorus 2 (both)

And spend spend spend this chris Christmas together

(repeats)(Howlin Pelle)

Holding on without any reason

Cause something's strong this holiday seasonpre chorus 3 (both)

So whatever you say, it's all fine by me

And who the fuck anyway wants a Christmas tree

Cause the snow keeps on fallin even though we were bad

It'll cover the filth, we should both just be gladChorus 3 (both)

And spend spend spend this chris Christmas together

(repeats)

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