Good morning, Mary Ann and how are you upon this
Bright and sunny morning?
I hear your brother Ted got caught for speeding
But was let off with a warningI hope he's learnt his lesson
And the next time he goes out will drive with care
It doesn't pay to drive too fast
All it does is make your life last shorterI know you won't believe this
But it happens to be true, I am a loner
My only real companion is a dog
I'm very fond of, his name's HomerHe follows me wherever I go
And of course I do my best to feed him
It's not the easiest of tasks
When you consider unlike cats, they're broaderDo what you want to within reason
But remember take your time
Nothing stops for those
Who can't afford to waitThe best advice that I can give you
Is to hold on to your head
And as long as you are good and kind
You'll always be a friend of mineAnd it's true to say that
A good fiend is hard to find
But I'd like to think that
You were a friend of mineGood morning, Sarah Jane and how are you today?
Tell me is that your mother?
She looks a lot like you, though come to think of it
You look like one anotherIt's funny how with likenesses
Most people have a difference of opinion
They said that I was like my dad
Now they say that I'm just like his daughterDo what you want to within reason
But remember take your time
Nothing stops for those
Who can't afford to waitThe best advice that I can give you
Is to hold on to your head
And as long as you are good and kind
You'll always be a friend of mineYou'll always be a friend of mine
As long as you are good and kind
You'll always be a friend of mine
A friend in need is a friend indeed
You'll always be a friend of mine