A kiss is not a contract
But it's very nice
It's very niceJust because you've been
Exploring my mouth
Doesn't mean you get to take
An expedition further south, noA kiss is not a contract
But it's very nice
It's very, very niceJust because we've been
Playing tonsil hockey
Doesn't mean you get to score the goal
Thats in my jockeysJust because I'm in a two man novelty band
Doesnt mean it's all about poontang
I can't go around loving everyone
I just wouldn't get anything doneYou can take me out to dinner
That might be quite nice
You could buy me a burrito
And some beans and rice
But that won't get you into pant's paradiseThey call it a fly
Because it takes you up to heaven, oh ohA kiss is not a contract
But it's very nice
Its very, very niceI'm only one man, baby, pretty baby
We're only two men, ladies
Oh babies, oh, pretty babies