A Manly Song

A manly song a manly song I like to sing a manly song

My manly friends all sing along as we sing our manly songI am a manly man who lives a manly life

In my manly house with my manly wife

And two manly children

And a manly guinea pig

My cell phone's very small and my TV's really big.A manly song a manly song I like to sing a manly song

My manly friends all sing along as we sing our manly song

I was driving like a man when my tire blew off the hub

So I grabbed my cellphone manfully and called the auto club

I stood there like a man until they came along

And as she changed my tire I sang a manly song.A manly song a manly song I like to sing a manly song

My manly friends all sing along as we sing our manly songThen we say hey we say hey

it's fun to say hey hey, hey

in a manly way.How I long for the days when a man was a man

When belching was a sport and chest hair wasn't banned

When we would all get manicures and eat manatee stew

When little's all we did and nothing's all we knew.A manly song a manly song I like to sing a manly song

My manly friends all sing along

Long, long, long

As we sing our manly song.

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