A New Friend

A Valentine's Day party,

I didn't think you'd show.

You don't like making entrances alone.

You've got a new friend.

You've got a new friend.

Likes to go to movies.

Likes to drink red wine.

Sounds familiar, better hold on tight:

a film school drunk can be so hard to find.You got a new friend.

You got a new friend.

And the two of you don't ever seem to part...You got a new friend ooh.

You got a new friend, now I'm the odd man gone.You got a new friend.

You got a new friend, I know.And your mom's got you convinced that he's the one.

He's all you need, so forget me - marry him at once.

But if you ever change your mind...

I could still buy that box of wine.

I still have your copy of Harold and Maude.But you got a new friend.

Yeah, you got a new friend.