One, two, three, fourWhen I'm fat and old and my kids think I'm a joke
'Cause I move a little slow when I dance
I can count on you after all that we've been through
'Cause I know that you'll always understandI won't act my age, no I won't act my age
No, I'll still feel the same around you
Hey!When I'm fat and old and my kids think I'm a joke
'Cause the stories that I told, I tell again and again
I can count on you after all we got up to
'Cause I know that you truly understandI won't act my age, no I won't act my age
No, I'll still feel the same around you
I won't act my age, no I won't act my age
No, I'll still feel the same and you will too
Hey!When I can hardly walk and my hair is falling out
We'll still stay up till morning
We'll throw the after-party, oh yeah, oh yeahI won't act my age, no I won't act my age
No, I'll still feel the same around you
I won't act my age, no I won't act my age
No, I'll still feel the same and you will too
Hey!