If you were Lucy, I'd be your Ricky
When you were juicy, I'd get real sticky
And when you're magic, it makes me tricky, tooYeah, I'm a Sony, you're Panasonic
I'm heavy metal, you're philharmonic
If you get earaches, I'd turn my volume down
A notch or two for you'Cause I will do anything for you
Anything you want me to
I'm so adaptable to you
Was untrappable 'til youI will do for you, anything for you
Adaptable to you, adaptable to youIf you do that fold out, I'll scream and holler
But when you hold out I'll spend three dollars
One way or other, babe, I'll spend the night with you
That's trueNow, you ain't no Hepburn and I ain't no Fonda
But if you were drownin' in golden ponda
Mouth to mouth, I'd resuscitate with youBecause I'm so adaptable to you
Anything you want me to
I'm so adaptable to you
Was untrappable 'til youI will do for you, anything for you
Adaptable to you, adaptable to you
Adaptable to youSo plug me into you, say you're Vampira
And needed plasma
And I was dying from chronic asthma
I 'd leave my death bed to draw some blood for you
Just for youBecause I will do anything for you
Anything you want me to
And I will do anything for you
Anything you want me to
Yes, I'm so adaptable to youLeave a craps table for you
On a winning streak, I will do for you
Anything for you, adaptable to you
Adaptable to you