Adult Education

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Afternoon in the homeroom, they're about to let you go

And the locker slams on the plans you had tonight

You've been messing around with your boyfriend, maybe better left alone

There's a wise guy that you know who could put you right

In the lot, the boy that's idling by doesn't rev your heart

'Cause it's only lonely spots he shares with you

And the long halls and the gray walls are gonna split apart

Believe it or not there's life after high school

And that's why

The student body's got a bad reputation

What they need is adult education

You go back to school, is a bad situation

What you want is an adult education

Oh yeah

The teacher don't know about how to deal with the student body

And the underclassmen are flashing hot and cool

All your girlfriends care about the watch you wear and talkin' about it

Believe it or not there's life after high school

That's why

The student body's got a bad reputation

What they need is adult education

You go back to school, is a bad situation

What you want is an adult education

Oh yeah

They're calling it a preparation

You're waiting for a separation

You're nothing but another odd number

Memories that you won't remember

So you got a little education

And a lot of dedication

But you want a little night school

Maybe some of it will rub off on you

The boys are busy in the mirrors

Trying to imitate their heroes

You make it with a false surrender

More memories you won't remember

The senior with the junior Miss

I wonder what the junior wishes

That she could graduate to adult

That she could graduate to adult kisses

Adult education, adult education

Adult education is a bad situation

Adult education

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