Agamemnon

The telephone, telephone

I have an idea

Women always have ideasHello

Here is Agamemnon

Here is Agamemnon

Here is Agamemnon

Here is AgamemnonWrong connection this is

I am a moralist an anti-militarist

I am against duels

I cannot stand seeing

A fly in rage I cannot look at

A uniform or bloodThat woman has seduced me

And now I am done for

That woman has seduced me

And now I am done forDarling, where shall I

Hide you in a hurry?

Darling, where shall I

Hide you in a hurry?Darling, where shall I

Hide you in a hurry?

Darling, where shall I

Hide you in a hurry?Here is Agamemnon

Here is Agamemnon

Here is Agamemnon

Here is AgamemnonI am coming directly from the trenches

And look forward to a solemn luncheon

I am coming directly from the trenches

And look forward to a solemn luncheonOh, my nerves I'm losing my mind

Oh, my nerves I'm losing my mind

This damned telephone

Spoils my favorite positionNow I can start, now I can start

Now I can start, now I can start writing

Now I can start writing, now I can start writing

I can start writing poetryNow I can start writing poetry

I can, I can start writing poetry I can

Now I can start writing poetry I can

Now I can start writing poetry

I can start writing poetry