There was Adam
Happy as a man could be
'Til Eve got him messing
With that old apple treeAin't that just like a woman?
Ain't that just like a woman?
Ain't that just like a woman?
They'll do it every timeLot took his wife
Down to the corner for a malted
She wouldn't mind her business
Boy, did she get saltedAin't that just like a woman?
Ain't that just like a woman?
Ain't that just like a woman?
They'll do it every timeSamson thought Delilah
Was on the square
'Til one night
She clipped him all his hairAin't that just like a woman?
Ain't that just like a woman?
Ain't that just like a woman?
They'll do it every timeFrom our history books
We all learned
Nero fiddled
While Rome was burnedAin't that just like a woman?
Ain't that just like a woman?
Ain't that just like a woman?
They'll do it every timeMarie Antoinette met
Some hungry cats at the gate
They was crying for bread
She said, "Let them eat cake"Ain't that just like a woman?
Ain't that just like a woman?
Ain't that just like a woman?
They'll do it every timeYou can buy a woman clothes
And give her money on the side
No matter what you do
She ain't never satisfiedAin't that just like a woman?
Ain't that just like a woman?
Ain't that just like a woman?
They'll do it every time