Alcohol

You're like a kind of religion,

I see you each night on television.

I can't remember all your names,

I love you running through my veins.Alcohol, oh alcohol, I love you in my brain.

Acohol, oh alcohol, I never want you again.I come and see you every night,

take out my purse and i'll buy you a pint .

Would you like another ? No thanks,

tonight i'm wearing incontinence pants.