{God look at that
She's supposed to be on a diet
Wonder what her waistline will be like in five years' time}Alice in the playgrounds
She ain't got a boyfriend
Oh, oh, that's a pity
She's not even pretty, ohhAlice hears them whisper
They smile when they see her
Oh, oh, she'll discover
Girls don't hurt each otherHey, don't kid yourself
Girl, love, help yourself
Hey, don't kid yourself
Girl, love, help yourself
I hurt, hurt, hurt, hurt, hurt myself
I hurt, hurt, hurt, hurt
Hurt my Alice in vain, vain, vain
Alice in vain, vain, vainAlice doesn't eat much
Alice don't go out much
Oh, oh, now you're happy
It's too late for AliceHey, don't kid yourself
Girl, love, help yourself
Hey, don't kid yourself
Girl, love, help yourself
I hurt, hurt, hurt, hurt, hurt myself
I hurt, hurt, hurt, hurt
Hurt my Alice in vain, vain, vain
Alice in vain, vain, vainI hurt, hurt, hurt, hurt, hurt myself
I hurt, hurt, hurt, hurt, hurt myself
I hurt, hurt, hurt, hurt, hurt myself
I hurt, hurt, hurt, hurt, hurt my
Alice in vain, vain, vain
Alice in vain, vain, vain
Alice in vain, vain, vain
Alice in pain, pain, pain