All About Y'all

It's why the color pink was made

It's why we wear cheap aftershave and bathe

It's why we left the cave

It's why we learned to play guitar

Use chopsticks and a sushi bar

It's why we butcher poetry

You make payments on a big ol' diamond ring

It's all about y'all

Yeah, why we bathe, why we crawl

Why we aim to please, baby

It's all about y'all

Make us crazy, girls, women

I don't believe this

It's why the whole world be fun

It's all about y'all

Drop our friends and exercise

Watch chick flicks and pretend to cry

Trade whiskey for a bottle of good red wine

It's why was invented

It's why tuxedos get rented

It's why well say that's interesting

When you're so hot is what we really mean

It's all about y'all

Yeah, why we bathe, why we crawl

Why we aim to please, baby

It's all about y'all

Make us crazy, girls, women

I don't believe this

It's why the whole world be fun

It's all about y'all

On the cover of men's

And women's magazines

Daytime, nighttime TV

Shopping malls, wall to wall

You've written everything

You see, we take the bait

Get caught in the fish net

Lord, here she goes

Just licks her lips wet, woo

High heels striking like lightning

She's got best friends fighting, yeah

And the band crescendos

Take you all aboard

All thought went out the window

She starts batting the lashes

Hundred dollar bills going up in ashes, yeah

It's all about y'all

Yeah, why we bathe, why we crawl

Why we aim to please, baby

It's all about y'all

Make us crazy, girls, women

I don't believe this

It's why the whole world be fun

It's all about y'all

It's all about y'all