Hey yeah!Well five thirty P.M. rolls around
There's a little old joint outside of town
I only got time for a couple of beers
And a jukebox song ringing in my earThe next thing you know the bar tender's pouring
Shots are flowing, got me stoned man
All I really know is that I should be going
But I'm soaking up the momentI'm all jacked up, all jacked up
Don't believe I've ever had this much
One thing I've learned when you get tore up
Time sure flies when you're all jacked upIt was getting mighty close to nine o'clock
What the hell, I'll have one more shot
Then I winked at a boy at the end of the bar
Guess I mighta musta gone a little too far'Cause a big old girl walked outta the blue
10 foot 2 with a bad attitude
Stepped right up and knocked out my tooth
I guess I had it coming, I deserved the due'Cause I was all jacked up, all jacked up
Don't believe I've ever had this much
One thing I've learned when you get tore up
Don't start no stuff when you're all jacked upDon't have to go home, but you can't stay here
That's what they said when I got my last beer
Oh my God, it's 2 o'clock
I can't find my keys and my truck's lockedSo I grabbed a tire tool and I broke my window
Hurt my elbow, got me in though
Two foot later backed into the light pole
All the town folk got a good showAll jacked up
(All jacked up)
All jacked up
(All jacked up)
Don't believe I've ever had this much
One thing I've learned when you get tore up
Don't drive your truck when you're all jacked upJacked up
(All jacked up)
(All jacked up)
WooOne thing I've learned when you get tore up
Don't start no stuff when you're all jacked up
One thing I've learned when you get tore upDon't drive your car
Don't start no stuff in no bar
Hell I wouldn't even tell anybody where you are
When you're allJacked up
(All jacked up)
All jacked up
(All jacked up)
All jacked up
(All jacked up)
All jacked up
(All jacked up)Yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah