All the Wrong Reasons

I walk old ladies across the street because I think they’ll give me money

I make ugly girls laugh so the pretty ones ‘ll think I’m funny

He’s got a hole in his pocket, so I’ll be his friend today

I tell her I love her, because I find that makes her stay

Tie me to the stake and burn me for this treason

I do all the right things,

For all the wrong reasons

I go to church because I know their looking for me

I wear something nice, gotta make sure I’m seen

Drop a dollar in the plate, hey why not toss a ten

Throw God a nod, it pays to be nice to him

I’ve got the goods for each and every season

Cause I do all the right things

For all the wrong reasons

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Lyrics submitted by Ben Black.