Got to get a line to Danno
Got to pick up his gun
Get out an APB
Chinn is going to tell you whyGovernment says it's high priority
Washington say's so too
Tell him to get here fast
50'S on the moveSteve I gotta say thank you
For all you've done for me
The nights are dark and lonely
When you're not on TVThere's an agent in the field
I wanna have him tailed
He's staying at the Hilton
He should be staying in jailHe's working for the KGB
And here's his dossier
The Feds won't be happy
If this guy gets awaySteve I gotta say thank you
For all you've done for me
The nights are dark and lonely
When you're not on TVDon't talk about espionage
Hands on a bale of White
Steve is one cool guy
Danno's gonna tell you whySteve and Danno, they made the scene
The agent had done his deed
They saw the stiffThey saw the gun
They said "Book him, Danno, murder one!"Steve I gotta say thank you
For all you've done for me
The nights are dark and lonely
When you're not on TVBook him, Danno, murder one